OKCupid Tips – What NOT to Say in a First Online Dating Message

How do I write a successful message? Why is my inbox full of messages that have nothing to say? How do I attract people I actually want to date?

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Advertisement I use the cute kind, though. Let me tell you right now — it went wrong the second you asked some random woman to call you daddy. You can purr right up your own asshole with that shit. Y’all need 50 shades of Jesus and some sensitivity training. One guy who I kindly told to get the fuck away from me with his slave fantasy protested that FetLife wasn’t as well-known so a lot of people were “resorting” to OkCupid. Here ya go — FetLife exists!

Go do your power play and your vore and all that shit over there, and stop “resorting” to asking young women to be your sex slaves. Your fetish doesn’t take precedent over a woman’s right not to fucking deal with that shit. There are thousands of questions, and the more you answer, the more accurate your match percent will be. Some of the questions are benign, some are about how socially liberal or conservative you are, some are about what you’re expecting from a relationship, etc.

When you look at someone else’s profile, you can see how much of a match that person is with you, and can look at the questions that you disagreed on. If you don’t match, they literally call that person your enemy. It’s a remarkably easy system to master.